If you plan on staying on Windows, then I suggest spending the time/energy to learn Powershell at some point. It has better integration with Windows and can also be used on machines without WSL active.
Depending on your needs you could also consider using rclone mount.
I will check that out. But I might have to update my file paths in the script and I'd rather not spin cycles mucking with more coding.
I've been using Windows for a while and I know enough PowerShell to do basic things. This is the only use-case I have for a complex script and I could learn PS but I'd rather not if I can avoid it. I'd learn more PS, write this script, and never use it again. Heh.